David Bowie allegedly was the real King of England although he passed away some years ago. It's a childish rumor passed around by childish people to annoy the real Monarch who is in the real palace with the real authority. Then, who is the real Monarch in his absence? The real Monarch is Banksy; some say or its an unremarkable white postal worker in the Gambia. Wouldn't the real King have to be white or sort of white and a non graduate?