The chapter you have been missing in your theology begins with the first time you dropped a baby in a toilet at 10 years old while using the toilet and moving the number 2 and 3 in you and no one told you what happened afterwards. When you are having a baby accidentally while doing a number 2, it's called a number 3 from now on. You got dressed the next morning, went to school and eventually there was a sex ed class when you were 16 years old. Now, you are 50 and you had temporary husbands for as long as they could work out how to please you in bed but if they had a bad day at work and became distracted from what you made the ultimate "get up for at least 8 minutes of Coitus"importance you let them go and tried to get a gang of people to cut them up because you felt rejected. You threw things and told him to get out when he only took 5 minutes and 22 seconds on the timer that night when has had a bad day at work. He grabbed his Motorola superior mobile phone, his Kenneth Cole suit and asked what is the point of bible study if this is what the average Christian, church going single woman will do in breaking up over nothing? What if you broke up with a woman if she was too content with 57 seconds and told you to stop where you could call her frigid? Man or woman, we should make the table the purpose and most important and enjoy the time. The dog can tickle your toes with his tail and so can your husband. But, you nervous throw out the dog with your disappointment. You throw out your husband when he is a few seconds or minutes off the clock and then now you have no immediate provider for full body tickles anywhere. The woman who said stop after 63 seconds calls you fickle when you got angry and broke up, calling her frigid but I am with her now at 57 seconds as I did what she eject wanted since this is where we agree. Now, you are single and here she is in this photo with someone else with more settled people that have made the table the purpose. Thank GOD. Your daughter also Aboriginal and says she owns the Courts as a Black Navajo in Inverness. She is also sick about formal family structures and is always hoping for a reason to break up no matter who she is with. She is Forty, free and single with no husband and no children. It cannot be that Abraham and Sarai are her role models being single and barren at 90 years old. But, what do we expect from a young man or woman except that they will get married by 18 years old on High School Graduation day and hopefully she is not the kind to steal your credit card in the mail. But, if she does what do you do? What does your family do? You just have to suggest he got taken on the subway by a bum subway ticket enforcement officer and has a Court date when they never read the transfer that is also proof of payment you idiot and now you owe him at least $10,000.00 in a law suit if he was going to sue. This didn't really happen but someone at your job whispered he is not coming back and he almost had an accident that day on the way to Court. But, he survived as he was determined to see you and continue his thankfulness at the table.

The chapter you have been missing in your theology begins with the first time you dropped a baby in a toilet at 10 years old while using the toilet and moving the number 2 and 3  in you and no one told you what happened afterwards.  When you are having a baby accidentally while doing a number 2, it's called a number 3 from now on. You got dressed the next morning, went to school and eventually there was a sex ed class when you were 16 years old.  Now, you are 50 and you had temporary husbands for as long as they could work out how to please you in bed but if they had a bad day at work and became distracted from what you made the ultimate "get up for at least 8 minutes of Coitus"importance you let them go and tried to get a gang of  people to cut them up because you felt rejected. You threw things and told him to get out when he only took 5 minutes and 22 seconds on the timer that night when has had a bad day at work. He grabbed his Motorola superior mobile phone, his Kenneth Cole suit and asked what is the point of bible study  if this is what the average Christian, church going single woman will do in breaking up over nothing? What if you broke up with a woman if she  was too content with 57 seconds  and told you to stop where you could call her frigid? Man or woman, we should make the table the purpose and  most important and enjoy the time. The dog can tickle your toes  with his tail  and so  can your husband.   But, you nervous throw out the dog with your disappointment.     You throw out your husband when he is a few seconds or minutes off the clock and then now you have no immediate provider for full body  tickles anywhere.   The woman who said stop after 63 seconds calls you fickle when you got angry and broke up, calling her frigid  but I am with her now at 57 seconds  as I  did what she eject wanted since this is where we agree.   Now, you are single and here she is in this photo with someone else with  more settled people that have made the table the purpose.  Thank GOD.  

Your daughter also Aboriginal and says she owns the Courts as a Black Navajo in Inverness. She is also sick about formal family structures and is always hoping for a reason to break up no matter who she is with. She is Forty, free and single with no husband and no children. It cannot be that Abraham and Sarai are her role models being single and barren at 90 years old. But, what do we expect from a young man or woman except that they will get married by 18 years old on High School Graduation day and hopefully she is not the kind to steal your credit card in the mail. But, if she does what do you do? What does your family do? You just have to suggest he got taken on the subway by a bum subway ticket enforcement officer and has a Court date when they never read the transfer that is also proof of payment you idiot and now you owe him at least $10,000.00 in a law suit if he was going to sue. This didn't really happen but someone at your job whispered he is not coming back and he almost had an accident that day on the way to Court. But, he survived as he was determined to see you and continue his thankfulness at the table.